The Matriarchy of CAT PARTY is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.262 billion CAT PARTYians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The powerhouse CAT PARTYian economy, worth 88.1 trillion 50 cent beers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 69,828 50 cent beers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,878 per year while the poor average 5,396, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.

Remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, CAT PARTY recently decided against having a capital city, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. CAT PARTY's national animal is the awwww really cute house cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CAT PARTY is ranked 281,198^th in the world and 4,518^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 0.49 flags saluted per person per day.